I like your smile, but unlike you put your shoes on my face.

People, this is the funniest thing you are going to see ALL YEAR.

"Metatheatrical Mozart" in The Opera Quarterly

Aw, just tooting my own horn. It's a new article! All my own. Read the advance access version here.

Périchole Plug

If last week's dress rehearsal is anything to go by, Christopher Alden has done it again. His latest staging of La Périchole for New York City Opera is hijinks and hilarity. Having worked with Christopher on a number of pretty dark productions -- Aida (dark), Orfeo (super dark), and Clemenza di Tito (black as pitch) -- I didn't see this coming. But as it turns out, he's a comic genius.

Thankfully, Christopher had Kevin Burdette on hand to do a lot of the funny stuff. Burdette plays the (French-speaking) Viceroy of Peru and he is the living incarnation of Peter Sellers. In addition to being a first-rate opera singer, he's a professional clown. Not really. But he could be.

On the other hand, if you're a complete bummer like this person at the Associated Press who apparently ate worms for breakfast, maybe you shouldn't go. Alternately, you could trust the guy sitting next to me at the dress who whispered to his girlfriend halfway through the second act (I'm not making this up!) "I think I just peed my pants." You may pee yours. It's that good. Go. Go now.

Why is this so awesome?

From the brain of Alex Overington's kid sister. I can't explain what's going on in this video, but I know it's pure genius.

This Thursday, Cornelia St. Café

This Thursday, March 28th, I will be singing Elliot Cole's gorgeous but unsettling Babinigar song cycle -- "Babinigar" is an Afghan song cycle with overtones you might recognize from "Cinderella" and other tales featuring wandering, redemptive women.

6p at the Cornelia St. Café with the Curtis Institute of Music Trio Jordan Dodson (guitar), Stanislav Chernyshev (clarinet) and Gabriel Cabezas (cello). Preview the tunes at babinigar.com.

Map it.

Cornelia St. Café March 28

This just in.

On March 28th I will be singing the song cycle, "Babinagar," with Princeton composer, Elliot Cole, played by the Curtis Institute of Music trio Jordan Dodson (guitar), Stanislav Chernyshev (clarinet) and Gabriel Cabezas (cello) at the Cornelia St. Café. As always, Cole's music is nothing short of heart-rending; you can preview his setting of Babinagar, based on an Afghan folktake, here.

6:00p
Thursday, March 28
The Cornelia Street Café
29 Cornelia St.
New York, NY 10014
reservations: 212-989-9319

Here's the listing.

Slithering My Way Into the New York Times

I'm not sure if being counted as one among "Five other singers" who "supported the soloists" actually counts as a mention, but it's something! Check out Steve Smith's review in the New York Times of Sarah Kirkland Snider's new (and totally ravishing) song cycle, Unremembered, at the Ecstatic Music Festival this past weekend.